Questions to Ponder

Questions I've been pondering lately...
~Does one have to forgive and forget?
~What if one can't forget?
~What about "fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me?"
~How far should turning the other cheek go?
~Why are the Huskies incapable of winning a close game?
~Will they get any better in the near future?
~Why does my mother feed squirrels?
~How many games of football can one watch in a weekend?
~Where are all those secret worlds in Donkey Kong Country 2
~Where do I want to work? (code for: best employee discounts)
Hmmm...